101 reasons to wear Glimmis reflectors

101 reasons to wear Glimmis reflectors

1. Because they are cool!

2. They look nice!

3. Because they protect you!

4. Because you will be an example to others!

5. Because without pedestrian reflectors it is hard to see you in the dark!

6. Because car drivers will like you!

7. Because it could save your life!

8. Because it is mandatory!

9. Because it is the right thing to do!

10. Because life is short!

11. Because life is beautiful!

12. Because my friends wear it!

13. Because it gets dark in the evening!

14. Because the sun is not shining all day long!

15. Because I walk in the dark!

16. Because I go out in the dark!

17. Because you want to be a star!

18. Because reflection is a good thing!

19. Because you can see it!

20. Because it saves lives!

21. Because I care about myself!

22. Because I care about others!

23. Because I love them!

24. Because I love watching the stars!

25. Because I love walking in the dark!

26. Because I have to go to school when it is dark!

27. Because I have to go to work when it is dark!

28. Because it is a trendy thing!

29. Because it reflectors are getting cooler every day!

30. Because my friends do what I do!

31. Because my mom loves me!

32. Because everybody wears it!

33. Because all my friends have it!

34. Because I want to be seen!

35. Because I want to be safe!

36. Because cars drive fast!

37. Because some people can’t see well!

38. Because it is raining!

39. Because it is foggy!

40. Because there are so many cars!

41. Because my clothes don’t reflect light!

42. Because!

43. Why not!

44. Because they reflect light!

45. Because accidents do happen!

46. Because shit happens!

47. Because the earth is moving around the sun!

48. Because I love things!

49. Because I want to be cool!

50. Because I am cool!

51. Because my eyes don’t reflect light!

52. Because I am not shining!

53. Because I am just a human!

54. Because I am not made of steel!

55. Because I am not a rock!

56. Because I am not Chuck Norris!

57. Because I can walk!

58. Because I can!

59. Because I will!

60. Because I don’t have anything else to do!

61. Because I am not stupid!

62. Because I am smart!

63. Because I know what reflectors do!

64. Because god helped the human kind to invent reflectors!

65. Because god wants us to do so!

66. Because god told me to wear them!

67. Because I heard a voice in my head!

68. Because people have eyes!

69. Because smart people do that!

70. Because I don’t wanna get hit by a car!

71. Because getting hit by a car would be the most stupid death!

72. Because cars turn down their headlights when they see me!

73. Because I don’t want to squint my eyes if the cars won’t turn their headlights when approaching me in the dark!

74. Because I still have something important to do in my life!

75. Because I still have someone important to see in my life!

76. Because I wanna see the sunrise!

77. Because sometimes I walk in the shadows!

78. Because sometimes I take a walk on the wild side!

79. Because I haven’t met the man of my dreams yet!

80. Because I just want to see how it feels like to wear one!

81. Because life is fun!

82. Because getting hit by a car is probably not fun!

83. Because my dog would get lonely if I would get hit by a car!

84. Because I can afford to buy one!

85. Because I can’t afford a stupid accident!

86. Because I don’t wanna waste my nerves thinking if the car driver can see me!

87. Because it doesn’t weight anything!

88. Because I don’t like hospitals!

89. Because I don’t like needles!

90. Because I hate getting stitches!

91. Because I wanna enjoy a hot cup of chocolate after my walk home!

92. Because I have children!

93. Because I have a girlfriend!

94. Because it is easy to get one!

95. Because I can order it online!

96. Because it is good for my reputation!

97. Because not wearing it would be against the law!

98. Because there is no reason NOT to wear it!

99. Because it is really hard to fix me once I am broken!

100. Because I like experimenting, but not with my life!

101. Because pedestrian reflectors are awesome!

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