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'Depraved & Degenerate' Budget Rockers, THEEE RETAIL SIMPS, Drop New 7" via Goodbye Boozy Records

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the greatest show on earth, which is not the circus by any means. Thee most depraved and degenerate budget rock band of the moment, THEEE RETAIL SIMPS! After two impeccable albums on Total Punk that have made them our favorite rock'n'roll band, now they consecrate themselves with a totally perverse 7-inch on Goodbye Boozy Records!



"Pompe? Que veux-tu dire? Comment un garçon peut-il pomper? The answer’s written in stone…Rock even! Simple Joey found that dwarf guitar in North America’s biggest gutter called in some suds-gulping lads and hatched a ramming-speed racket that’s simply too wild to corral. It really is the pressed juice of Theee Retail Simps that’s causing all this international mayhem.

PRE-ORDER 7" From Goodbye Boozy Records

Earth’s punks all writhe and slither in the lotion potion they so effortlessly excrete. For its exclusively the bad decision boogie that blares out of their human jukebox, with cut A1 - “Rubble” – chain whipping garage into hardcore and back again. Hell, hath no fury like Theee Simps on uppers and this is the angriest imaginable cut in their arsenal.

Can’t even call it unhinged, as that would imply a tether to safety and normalcy. No such tether exists! Oh, and happy 80th Mick! In the knight’s honor, Theee Simps jack off the famed strut anthem, mangling it even further than Chilton did. Free again, Theee Simps lick the way to center of The Stones! Goodbye Boozy’s latest doozy really does it. Thanks, Simps! We live to serve ye!" - Mitch Cardwell

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