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NASDAQ: Stripped-down 'profit punks' execute first IPO (EP) with 'Young Professional'
NASDAQ are three mysterious figures from the financial elite who gave up their day jobs in the CBD to get in on the great scam of rock n roll.
With Dow Jones on guitar and vocals, JP Morgan on organ and Goldman Sacks on drums NASDAQ play a stripped-down form of 'profit punk' inspired by their love of greed, excess and financial exploitation making them the perfect band for the post-truth world. Their first 'IPO' as a new unit is aptly entitled, 'Young Professional' and is sure to get you flipping that ticker tape from when the market opens, to the close of the bell.
So "buy the dip" and buckle in, this stock is only going up!
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